Score: 9

"Hilarious Movie, Political or Not"

submission: John Kerry in Vietnam

date: September 20, 2004

Great work on this movie! I laughed much more than I usually do here at NG. Your choice of background music was excellent. The script was funny in itself, but some lines lacked some of the humor they could've potentionally shown. Most notably, "You just burned down our barracks, man" was a hilarious concept, but the delivery of the line lacked humorous tone. Overall, though...this is great work.

Score: 9

"Solid Game - Different, Yet Similar to SS1"

submission: Squirrel Squash 2

date: April 28, 2004

I really enjoyed the first Squirrel Squash game, and it's still one of my favorites on NG, however, Squirrel Squash 2 adds some more depth to make the whole experience even more addictive. My only complaint is regarding the overall difficulty of SS2 as compared to the first title, the spike pits seem to make the player rely too heavily on memorization, as opposed to sheer reflexes, like the first SS did. Other than that, Squirrel Squash 2 is a very solid game. Mausland has provided NG with yet another, frenetically addictive flash experience, nice work!

Score: 9

"Nice Work"

submission: Castle Cat 2

date: February 23, 2004

I enjoy both Castle Cat games, what CC2 lacks in humor, it more than makes up for with style. Castle Cat 2 is a lot of fun, and a good example of great flashwork. I think we'd all like to know, though...is Castle Cat good or evil? He seems like he may be causing trouble...

Score: 8

"Nice Work"

submission: Butterfly DDR 3rd mix

date: February 6, 2004

Very clean animation, good artwork. Pictures worked very well with the song. Make some more like this!

Score: 10

"Simply Stunning"

submission: Crimson Warfare

date: February 6, 2004

This is really the pinnacle of flash games, a great example of what Flash MX software can do, when in capable hands. You guys are very talented, bring on more fun!

Thanks for an amazing game!

Score: 0

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submission: America's Justice

date: March 8, 2003

You are a total idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about. Stick to making dumb clock movies, asshole.

Score: 7

"Nah..."

submission: Kung Fu 8

date: February 23, 2003

Sigh...it's *almost* as good as Xiao Xiao...but XX is so great, why even try to remake it? Waste of talent I think...

Score: 5

"You're Missing The Point"

submission: Music: GTA3 - Joyride

date: February 17, 2003

First off, the song isn't called Joyride, it's called Grand Theft Auto, because it was the theme to the original game, why you have "Grand Theft Auto 3" flashing in your movie is anyone's guess. You get a 5 because it's a good song, everything else about this sucks, including you, and your (lack of) flash skills.

Score: 0

"Just Wanted to Say"

submission: XiaoXiao Beth the Thief!

date: March 11, 2002

I posted Xiao Xiao 3 two weeks before beth did, it got a high score, then some people were like "omg, j00 st0l0rz dis, u r n0t 1337!" and it got taken down.

It's all so gay, she never said she made it, nor did I, lay the FUCK off her.

Score: 3

"OK Movie"

submission: Ninja Man -pilot-

date: March 10, 2002

That movie was okay, but first of all:

No one has blue blood, the blueness is the color of veins moving towards the heart, the oxygen-less blood is a brick red color, while oxygenated blood is bright red.

Also, I gave a 0 for sound because my sound card is fuct, and won't play sound in .swf files, sorry.